when i woke up in my comfy warm bed this morning i found myself facing one of the tags on my body pillows. my vision was all blurry and i was half awake but i saw "...hacer...refluffable..." i saw the word refluffable and was like "whoa!" because you see, my pillow is rather flat and uncomfy.

i threw my temporarily dead arm over to the tag and flipped it over to the english side. it read: to refluff your pillow, put it in the dryer on maximum setting for 45-60 minutes.

i quickly woke myself up and ran down to the basement, pillow in hand, to revive it of it's plumpness.

50 minutes later, it was fluffy again, and i read the rest of act 3 of hamlet while resting my head on its incredible soft fluffiness.